I was forced to do this by Aoifa. There you go.
1.Which day is it?
saturday
2. What's your name (as written on your birth certificate)?
271187H61934
3. Any nicknames?
Bertoltus, Bördi, der Tütor
4. Birthday?
November 27th
5. Birthplace?
Offenbach/ Main, Germany
6. Which colour are the trousers you're wearing atm?
This one:
aoifa.deviantart.com/art/Berti…7. Fave song atm?
nothing particular... I used to listen to the whole album
8. Fave animal?
humans
9. If you were a crayon, which colour?
dark blue
10. Honeymoon destination?
Somewhere where the sun shines at midnight
11. Weather atm?
cold with a light grey sky
12. What do you notice first at other people?
differs
13. How are you?
fine
14. Fave non-alc drink?
water
15. Fave alc drink?
Mead
16. Piercing?
I'm not one of those people who hurt themselves
17. Tattoo?
nope
18. Fave watched sport?
any kind of combat
19. Eye colour?
bluish
20. Contacts?
I only wear them for driving
21. Last film seen?
Full Metal Jacket
22. Ever been in a car accident?
negative
23. Favourite movie?
uhm... Salad Fingers if that counts
24. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs
25. Relationship or One Night Stand?
Relationship, excluding relationships for one sole well-known purpose, relationships over distances and relationships out of pity
26. Have you ever loved someone this much you cried?
Hope I'll never have to do that again
27. Which place would you like to be kissed at?
This question leaves two ways of interpretation. I think, the place is not important, it's just the person.
28. Fave book?
Neverending Story. Read that one about seven to eight times.
29. Your bed-time?
Depends on my shift. Usually 21:00 when I have to get up at 5:00
30. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Lemon. That doesn't count? Then Vanilla or chocolate, depends on my mood
And another.
1.) Name: Sockenzombie
2.) Which perfume are you using atm: Why do I even bother about doing this test? It was obviously designed for girls only.
3.) FaveShampoo: I'm not gonna answer that question for above reason
4.) Fave colour: dark green, dark blue
5.) Describe yourself: I don't have an exterior.
6.) Job: bed-pusher
7.) Last shower: today
8.) Fave music: Prog-metal
9.) Hobbies: music
10.) Car of dreams: I hate cars
11.) Smoker or nonsmoker: non
12.) Toothpaste: This is the most stupid questionnaire I ever did. I refuse to answer that question.
13.) Fave food: Cornflakes
14.) Are you living at your parents?: yup.
15.) Fave shoes: Another girl-question. All I need is one Pair of shoes that breathe through the sole.
16.) Fave lesson: arts
17.) Most hated lesson: Religion, Economics/Law
28.) Most annoying person you know: Emo-Karsten
29.) Single or "hackneyed": single for almost all of my life
30.) Simple or complicated: I must be very complicated... or just ugly
31.) Reading or writing: writing. Far more fun
32.) Which is more romantic, having a bath or a shower: What?!?
33.) Candlelight dinner or moonlight picknick: Moonlight, less snobbish
34.) Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise: Other than these two, I'm not gay.
35.) Cat or Dog: Cat
36.) Sandals or Sneakers: sandals
37.) Height: 178 cm
38.) If I had three wishes: Using wish fairies is like cheating at life.
39.) the most romantic thing that everhappened to you: Things like that never happen to me. I always get the wrong girls.
40.) StarWars or StarTrek: Star Trek. The Star Wars movies are cliched, boring and even the animation is lame
41.) Whats next to you?: chaos
42.) The strangest names you've ever heard: Nothdurft, Ahlfänger, Froschauer (who was always pronounced as Frosch-Hauer)
43.) Last book you've read: Hermann Hesse - Steppenwolf
44.) What did you do last night?: I won't let you know. After all I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!!111