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Bertolt Hyronimus
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Daily Drawings

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Hey pals (in case anyone is still watching),

I haven't been around the internet much in the few last weeks. That's mainly because I moved to Darmstadt to study architecture and my flat still isn't connected to the internet. I'm sending this journal over the wifi in the cafeteria of my uni.

Without the distraction of the internet around me at home, and a large Din A2-sketchbook that was compulsory for the course of studies, but will not be needed in its entirety, I decided to start a new project that has lasted much longer than most "long-term projects" that I started in the past.

The project consists of one picture each day (omitting weekends including Friday). It has already been running for two weeks but lacking an opportunity to scan A2-sheets, the digitalization has been delayed until now.

As for the pictures that have already been made, I only have to say: They din't have very much in commom. Some are rather weak, others are (imo) awesome, some take up the whole sheet and others would have fit on an A4 one.

see you over the weeks (in case anyone has actually read this)
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Applications

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Today I gave away my folder to HFG in Offenbach. It consisted of approximately fifty works of mine. Spent about four hours in Offenbach, with actually about two minutes of that being taken by the giveaway. It was the train timetable's fault. I got a look at three other applicants, with one of them carrying a folder that was actually a giant wooden case. This made me wonder for a short moment, whether my folder was too small to be accepted. But I still got a good feeling about it. I liked the area where the Uni had been built, the Main River was just about fifty metres away and the building itself had a lot of charme. I really want to be accepted for this one, judging from lesson description and general appearance, this would be the perfect place for me! Apart from that, atm Offenbach is the only place where I have applied and still have a chance of being  taken.
I had also applied at Bauhaus Uni in Weimar. But today they sent me a letter. My application had been denied. Obviously, I did miss the point in the homework. If the application for Offenbach fails, I'm out of studying places, which is no good since one of the three basic aims I made for the year 2008 was a studying place. Dunno what I'm gonna do if I'm not successful.
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Gimme five!

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"Sleepless Heroes Hunting" is now also available at Newgrounds.
Link: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view…
Those unfortunate people who didn't give me a full score... I almost feel pitiful for their souls...
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READ AT OWN RISK

When I was in 5th grade, I felt very sick at school. I wouldn't puke but the sickness wouldn't stop either. With both of my parents not being at home, I was decided to be sent to hospital. I was kept there for a whole week, running through all kinds of examination, including sonography, ECG and even EEG. They didn't find anything and the final diagnosis was nothing but stress.

I hoped that this story would not be continued from that spot. How wrong I was.

Many years have passed since then. Today I'm done with school and at the moment I'm doing my community service, pushing around beds in the same hospital where I was kept so long ago. I even recognized the look of the different examination places. The thing that left me worried happened today when I had to take a patient from coloscopy back to his room. You may not know what exactly coloscopy is, so I'll give a short description of what I saw from explanation sheets lying around. First, your guts get artificially emptied and then pumped up with air. Then, a hose with a camera on its tip enters into your anus and gets in quite deep. While this happens you undergo a strong anaesthetisation.

Well, the man who I pushed out of the place obviously couldn't remember anything due to that anaesthetisation. He asked what had just happened and pointed out being disorientated, but I couldn't just tell him: "You just had a hose up your ass really, really deep!", so I left the explanations to the nurses.

Later that day I began to wonder. I could remember having my guts artificially emptied so many years ago with no obvious reason. I also remember having been in the endoscopy wing, being ordered to take a pill and to flush it down with a small bottle of juice (I also saw these bottles in the endoscopy wing during my community service). This pill kind of resembled the dormicum that patients are given before their surgery. What makes all that stuff worse, I can't remember what exactly happened after that. It could have been some kind of urine testing. I doubt it was some anaesthesy stuff, because I remember having been ordered to drink the whole bottle. If it was indeed a coloscopy, I'm happy about not remembering it.
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I was forced to do this by Aoifa. There you go.

1.Which day is it?
saturday

2. What's your name (as written on your birth certificate)?
271187H61934

3. Any nicknames?
Bertoltus, Bördi, der Tütor

4. Birthday?
November 27th

5. Birthplace?
Offenbach/ Main, Germany

6. Which colour are the trousers you're wearing atm?
This one: aoifa.deviantart.com/art/Berti…

7. Fave song atm?
nothing particular... I used to listen to the whole album

8. Fave animal?
humans

9. If you were a crayon, which colour?
dark blue

10. Honeymoon destination?
Somewhere where the sun shines at midnight

11. Weather atm?
cold with a light grey sky

12. What do you notice first at other people?
differs

13. How are you?
fine

14. Fave non-alc drink?
water

15. Fave alc drink?
Mead

16. Piercing?
I'm not one of those people who hurt themselves

17. Tattoo?
nope

18. Fave watched sport?
any kind of combat

19. Eye colour?
bluish

20. Contacts?
I only wear them for driving

21. Last film seen?
Full Metal Jacket

22. Ever been in a car accident?
negative

23. Favourite movie?
uhm... Salad Fingers if that counts

24. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs

25. Relationship or One Night Stand?
Relationship, excluding relationships for one sole well-known purpose, relationships over distances and relationships out of pity

26. Have you ever loved someone this much you cried?
Hope I'll never have to do that again

27. Which place would you like to be kissed at?
This question leaves two ways of interpretation. I think, the place is not important, it's just the person.

28. Fave book?
Neverending Story. Read that one about seven to eight times.

29. Your bed-time?
Depends on my shift. Usually 21:00 when I have to get up at 5:00

30. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Lemon. That doesn't count? Then Vanilla or chocolate, depends on my mood

And another.

1.) Name: Sockenzombie
2.) Which perfume are you using atm: Why do I even bother about doing this test? It was obviously designed for girls only.
3.) FaveShampoo: I'm not gonna answer that question for above reason
4.) Fave colour: dark green, dark blue
5.) Describe yourself: I don't have an exterior.
6.) Job: bed-pusher
7.) Last shower: today
8.) Fave music: Prog-metal
9.) Hobbies: music
10.) Car of dreams: I hate cars
11.) Smoker or nonsmoker: non
12.) Toothpaste: This is the most stupid questionnaire I ever did. I refuse to answer that question.
13.) Fave food: Cornflakes
14.) Are you living at your parents?: yup.
15.) Fave shoes: Another girl-question. All I need is one Pair of shoes that breathe through the sole.
16.) Fave lesson: arts
17.) Most hated lesson: Religion, Economics/Law
28.) Most annoying person you know: Emo-Karsten
29.) Single or "hackneyed": single for almost all of my life
30.) Simple or complicated: I must be very complicated... or just ugly
31.) Reading or writing: writing. Far more fun
32.) Which is more romantic, having a bath or a shower: What?!?
33.) Candlelight dinner or moonlight picknick: Moonlight, less snobbish
34.) Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise: Other than these two, I'm not gay.
35.) Cat or Dog: Cat
36.) Sandals or Sneakers: sandals
37.) Height: 178 cm
38.) If I had three wishes: Using wish fairies is like cheating at life.
39.) the most romantic thing that everhappened to you: Things like that never happen to me. I always get the wrong girls.
40.) StarWars or StarTrek: Star Trek. The Star Wars movies are cliched, boring and even the animation is lame
41.) Whats next to you?: chaos
42.) The strangest names you've ever heard: Nothdurft, Ahlfänger, Froschauer (who was always pronounced as Frosch-Hauer)
43.) Last book you've read: Hermann Hesse - Steppenwolf
44.) What did you do last night?: I won't let you know. After all I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!!111
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